Western civilisation on the whole is quite excited about its' teeth, isn't it ? When taking photos, the first thing that people strive to do is flash the old pearly whites. It's stupid, really – here, have a look at my skull… it's the only part you can see without drilling into my head.

I'm thinking of starting a band. I can't play any instruments to any great level of skill, so I'll probably have to be the singer for this band… but I want to call it “Pleasing Coral Tint”. That'd be cool.

I had something else I was going to add, but I've forgotten. Mental note: in future, write down log ideas as they occurr, rather than trusting to memory for later on.