OK, 1am and I've just gotten home from dropping Lieutenant Sean Ramsey-Hyphen-Bullshit-Moore at his place after leaving th pub. I'm sitting here, typing into my weblog, and I can't help but feel a little bit like Doogie Howser.

Whilst at that learned hall of philosophy tongiht – known as The Sussex Hotel – I ran the idea of Pleasing Coral Tint past some of the lads. The idea again came completely apart when they realised that I play no instruments, however between us wwe did manage to come up with the concept for the band's first “hit” single.

It's going to be called “Nothing says 'I don't want kids' like nailing your testicles to a table”.