I don't really have much to say about the weekend just gone, because it was just your typical Christmas time variety of overeating burnt meat and getting tipsy, however I do have one article which will be of extreme disinterest to pretty much anyone.

My dear brother Timothy seems to have gotten hold of a digital camera, and has decided it's funny to email me various rude photos.

The only form of retaliation he has therefore left me with is to share them with the entire world.

So for your viewing displeasure, I offer: Tim's Arse.