jasonbstanding.com

I tell ya what, I love a good exploding whale story as much as the next guy, but this is truly something else !
Click Here to read about a dead whale that exploded whilst being transported through Tainan, Taiwan on the back of a truck. But I warn you, don't do it before a [...]

La la la, it's another weekday.
OK, first thing is I'm bloody sick of this computer virus that's going around at the moment ! It's called MyDoom. It's not particularly nasty in terms of what it does to your PC, but it is a pain in the arse…!
Now I've also made a few changes [...]

So last night I went to a mate's 21st. Prety cool - he's a jazz muso, so they had some instruments out the back and there was a bit of jammin going on. It was pretty damn good - some of these guys are top class muso's, and they were making a hell [...]

OK, I wasn't going to post twice today, but I just saw the most unbelieveable thing EVER on an infomercial… The Royalet !
This thing is a space age toilet, which truly has to be seen to be believed. The feature list for the flagship model includes:

Two nozzle system - His and Hers
Adjustable nozzle [...]

Some of the more astute of you will have noticed some Save Ferris links on my site now. Well here's the explanation.
Since I was about 13, I've always had a Save Ferris t-shirt. I think the first one I bought off a guy at a bowling alley. Presently I'm on my fourth [...]

Well, that's my first beer-related injury in a while !! It's not as bad as the time DB fell face-first onto the bitumen in the carpark at the Sussex or anything, but this isn't far behind, because this happened to *me*, which of course makes it a lot more serious.
I managed to jam my [...]

I don't usually pay much attention to US Politics, because apart from not understanding it that well, it's just frustrating at how much goes on behind the scenes and separates the democratic front appearance from the machinations of what's really going on.
This morning however I was pointed to this site by my friend Ryan, a [...]

I remember reading a book which was bemoaning the fact that intelligent bathroom graffiti is something which appears to be dying out in this country, and indeed in today's society. I suppose it's a combination of things - one being the establishment's displeasure at having its facilities vandalised in any way, but also the general [...]

Thank god, it's OVER!
Today began the seemingly arduous process of packing down Humpy's Arcade(s) (and every other thing on the Jamboree site)… but suprisingly it all came off without a hitch ! Today we got all the machines out (along with about 2kg of dust per machine), and all the lighting/specials came out [...]

Today is the last day of the Jamboree… so you may well ask why it is I'm back at camp typing into my web log at 10 to 1 in the afternoon and not down lapping up the ambience ? Well, for starters I'm still sick, so I won't be performing in the [...]