A random ICQ conversation with Sair the other night yielded this absolute gem of an exchange:

Me: I went to see the Blues Brothers Band the other night.

Sair: Did it have Jake & Elrond ?

All I could think of following that was Cab Calloway in a pair of pointy ears singing…

Well folks, here's a story 'bout a hobbit named Frodo…
he had a Ring to take to Mordo'
Had to take his buddies, just three foot tall…
They met up with Hugo Weaving at Ri-i-ven-dall.

(Presumably if Ben could sustain his own blog for longer than a week he could have posted that story, but some things you've just gotta do yourself)