Annie: 42

Wazza: 27

Creog: 143

Quntley Fortescue: 73

HB: 47

Charlie: 64

Steve T: 37

smange: 120

Douggy: 1.5 (I suspect suddenly someone's not taking this seriously)

Karen: 71

Lynn: 58

NickyZ: 160

kt: 64

And counting… keep 'em coming !

Somehow, this becomes pointedly relevant.

Okayyyyyyyy, just because the suspense is killing me – and because I already promised I would – I'll now reveal the answer: 54 ! That makes Lynn the closest, for which I feel obliged to make her a commemorative t-shirt, somehow. Thanks fer playin', kids !

Bloody hell, what do I want with 54 t-shirts ?