Oooh look, a “wacky” photo!

Seriously though, though I'd prefer a toe-curlingly strong coffee to a sickly hot chocolate anyway, the mental imagery of a bull being squeezed over marshmallows isn't doing anything to sell it to me.

Having said that of course, I'd probably be shocked and aghast to find out what goes into the rest of the stuff I eat, so lets not delve too much further into that.