I'm on a train to Stockholm, having just been allowed into the country wearing these ridiculous trousers.

I'm going to Helen's wedding tomorrow.

Just thought some of you might be interested. If you wanna get a wedding message to her, you've got about 10 hours to do it in.

Fortuitously, at Gatwick I was able to do a speedy self-checkin, because I'd booked online, and my name doesn't have any funky slashes across the letters or little circles above the vowels. I briefly thought abount having some umlauts put in over the 'n' in 'Standing' – for rock & roll purposes – however it turns out that my lack of effort in that department is a quiet boon.