Just a really quick one (to save you having to read another 1700+ word rant on ill-informed bollards) – SCIENTISTS have proven that bacon sandwiches help you get over hangovers.  Like, with molecules, and stuff.

The story, from The Telegraph, appears to be mostly a slight variation on an almost identical story from a couple of days earlier explaining why bacon sandwiches smell so nice.  Again, it’s molecules and chemicals, and stuff.  Who’d have ever envisioned science would be so useful?