I've had 3 emails this morning about this particular topic, and I feel I should clear the matter up. While I admire him for his skill and inginuety, the individual in the photo below, despite what similarities in appearance or behavioural tendency you can pick, is not me.
Chief among these reasons are that:
1) I've got sideburns at the moment.
2) I wouldn't normally risk that kind of spillage.
3) His shirt's not loud enough.
I hope this clears matters up.
2004-04-16 : For the record…