Most of you have probably only ever seen pics of #larrybstanding with his contacts in, so here's a rare glimpse behind the curtain of him doing the crossword on the weekend.
Yesterday's #dogwalkingdram – I've no idea what it was, tbh. A rando sample bottle that someone wrote "MAST." on the top of. Tasted cognacy. I think. Any ideas, anyone? Recognise the handwriting? Larry didn't seem to let it affect him. #mystery #larrybstanding
On a grey, snotty, grizzly evening when you've got to take the hound for an amble, I thoroughly recommend packing something like a delicious 29 year old blended whisky such as this one from @northstarspirits – cos why should #larrybstanding be the only one having fun?
Sunday: a day where #larrybstanding graciously leads me to the park, then allows me to throw, hunt for, and retrieve a tennis ball, while he fucks around doing whatever he likes. #blessed #whydonttheymakeredtennisballs #fragrantjewels
Mr B Standing, Mrs B Standing, and #larrybstanding enjoying a quick half at @darkhorsebs5 on Sunday. Not sure if young Lazarati thinks he's the titular horse or not… #familyphoto #dontgivehimanotheronehesdriving
So, #larrybstanding got the snip yesterday. Didn't share a picture of him with The Cone, cos it was a bit too sad. It's been replaced now with this far superior option – kinda makes him look like a soft-play William Shakespeare. #forsooth #barkingbard #isthisanadgeriseebeforeme
Our hound, as ever extracting maximum value from the household comforts we provide for him. #larrybstanding