2004

I had some Spurkey In Albuquerque. It was all murky Because the fridge didn't worky.

All of a sudden I feel like I'm running a slide night…? Nevermind, here goes: The airplane which I flew from Brisbane to Hevey Bay in. I don't mind *small* aircraft, and big ones are fine too. But this intermediary size really weirds me out to be on! Upon catching up with Jamie, the first…

Now, I was going to upload the photos for this, but it appears that in my rush to get to work (being the deadline-aware, dedicated employee that I am !), I left my digital camera at home… However I know how you all eagerly check my page for something new to read, so I'll put…

This'll entertain your socks off. We've got a servo next door to work, and occasionally we nip over there for some food substitute. The other day I was perusing the refreshing beverages in their fridge (which usually results in the purchase of a Classic Mocha anyway), however this time I spied something unfamiliar. Schweppes have…

It's always weird visiting a house you moved out of… Not that I suppose I've visited many of them after moving out, and Mum & Dad's place doesn't *really* count. But anyway, last night I went out to the Batchelor Pad Royale at Mawson Lakes to catch up with Bushy, Nuddley, and the other chaps….

Ooooooh boy, what a fearsome visage greeted me this morning on my way down Goodwood Road… Typically I'm mentally prepared for the cavalcade of halfwits and bad drivers that assail me on my morning trip from Clarence Park to Rose Park. This morning however, the approach to Wayville Showgrounds was slower than usual. A single…

Now that I've caught up on the Perth trip news, it's time to talk about last Friday night/rest of the weekend. Friday night was Wedding #2 in my series of 6 that are taking place before May 1st. This one was the Wedding of Lucy and Matt. To start with, we had the wedding service…

OK, not that it takes me a long time to get around to doing things, but I suppose that now I'm a week on from the events, I'd best finish my story about the trip to Perth ! That'll learn me to keep up with this thing – the weekend just gone was pretty damn…

Not that it takes me a long time to get around to telling a story or anything, but I thought I'd interrupt the Perth goings on to make mention of the fact that… MY SAVE FERRIS T-SHIRT ARRIVED TODAY !!! It's so good to have one again – it's been almost a week now. The…

OK, I've finally downloaded all the photos, turfed out the ones that were too shite to put on the web, and assembled a loose narrative of my trip based on the hazy memories and scratchy notes I made. Here goes: Well well, whoever said that sarcasm was the lowest form of wit has obviously never…