2006-04-08 : AAAAAAAARGH! Trapped in the departure Gulag.

I HATE Stansted Airport.

Stansted Express – late & running slowly. Stansted security queue – manned by George “The Animal” Steele's less able-minded stunt double. But then, with typical British efficiency, my 2040 departing plane boards at 2050.

Oh and some dickhead with one of those wheely bags accidentally drops it on the boarding stairs and it slams me in the legs. If you can't carry it in one hand, you shouldn't take it on a plane. And that goes for children, too.