2011
I do wonder what sort of person would send Lord Cthulhu to a job…
I do wonder what sort of person would send Lord Cthulhu to a job interview…
"The Thames smells bad and has at least half a dozen corpses in it on any given day. The one time it…"
“The Thames smells bad and has at least half a dozen corpses in it on any given day. The one time it got a bit of nature in it – I refer to the national hysteria that was the Wally The Whale saga – the fucking thing died. It was overwhelmed. “T…
Moose’s head, made of chocolate. On sale now (50% off) at…
Moose’s head, made of chocolate. On sale now (50% off) at Fortnum and Mason. I love this planet.
Ruby and a pocket watch, or stand in awe (that’s all meant to be rhyming slang)
I suspect this is entirely too late to be of any use to anyone, but it was awesome, so it seems like the sort of thing one ought to mention… In early November I was extremely fortunate to be invited to a whisky tasting dinner at the exceptional and renowned Quilon restaurant in Buckingham Gate. …
Those lucky, lucky fish
It’s brilliant being at the top of the food chain (as a species, I mean – I’m not claiming to be at the absolute pinnacle of the food chain personally… although apparently human flesh tastes like chicken…). It means that we can force tiny little fish to chew dead skin off our feet, and all…