Ah, that's MUCH better! #whatsbehindthepurpledoor #niceknockers #pineapplesofinstagram
- Am impressed with the new #GWR trains – combining modern sleek lines with comfort that genuinely feels like it's been recycled from Brunel's work. #arsehasgonetosleepalreadyandweveonlyreachedchippenham
- I just made @freedoughballs a bird out of toast. She said it wasn't quite toasted enough. I offered to make a second, but she declined. #obviouslytooearlyforapairoftoasteagles