"Babe, have you seen the new flowers in the garden?""Which ones – the white ones?""Yeah, but not the boofy ones – the ones that look like a really posh bird in a designer wedding dress"#apparentlytheyrecalledlilies #flowerexpert #makesachangefrommoredogphotos
- Our hound, as ever extracting maximum value from the household comforts we provide for him. #larrybstanding
- Well, that's fucking helpful. #anyoneelsehavethisproblem #ofcourseitselevenpm