I'm so delighted to see that Bristol Airport is making a commitment to going 100% FOD-free. Inspirational stuff. #whaddawewant #lessFOD #whendowewantit #sooniguess

← I don't want to say Scotland is stuck in the past, but my hotel telly is giving me some frankly irrelevant weather advice. #youreallwatchingrerunsanywaysoitdoesntmatter
Rammstein are a pretty specialist band, no? Upon learning that their online merch shop sells promotional bicycle saddles, my response was, "Yeah, that makes sense". →