On Masterchef, when they say "everything rests on this last dish", they mean it. Once you're out that door you're straight on a barge to be shackled to a disused oil rig rusting in the North Sea. Nude. #nofilter #truestory #oilrigshacklesofinstagram
- Today's "thing" is gonna be a Poached & Roasted chicken with almond & thyme crust and chargrilled cauliflower – another from @marcuswareing 's 2009 "Nutmeg & Custard". Can't say it looks like the one he made – this one's more like a Scotch Chicken. #verysubstantial
- These things can fuck off, and all.
