I'm quietly impressed that these mediocre pricks are still plying their dire trade.
- There's another 3 for the recycling box… One an unexpected boon from a whisky festival, one a fruity trip back through time, and the last drops of the Port Ellen I opened for my 40th birthday (and probably the last one I'll ever open). #lovescotch #somanymemories #whiskyismadebypeople
- If anyone's looking for Hi-vis Santa, he was just in Eastgate IKEA a few moments ago.