-3° out there… That's brass monkey weather. Best bring out the big guns.
The Dog’s Balls
Some time ago we bought LarryBStanding a toy – it was on offer for about a tenner at a pet store that’s no longer there, and it was a kind of football-thing with rope tassles attached to both sides through
Look at this bunch of peckers. #cold
The sort of really important thoughts that take place round here
The other night whilst washing baby bottles (because this is what I do now) a phrase popped into my head that I don’t think’s ever been in there before at my behest: “chief cook & bottle washer”. Hardly a proposition
#larrybstanding spots the intruder – and there was much opprobrium voiced.
#equality
I'm certainly no expert, but it's my considered opinion that what we're looking at here is some sort of "toast humidor"? From the 1970s.
If anyone's looking for Hi-vis Santa, he was just in Eastgate IKEA a few moments ago.
I'm quietly impressed that these mediocre pricks are still plying their dire trade.
It’s Not A Runner Bean
Not so much a series of short stories, as a collection of recollections between 1 and 4 pages long – from the author the then-slightly-successful South London comedian, Mark Steel. In the nearly 30 years since the book’s publication he’s