Mr B Standing, Mrs B Standing, and #larrybstanding enjoying a quick half at @darkhorsebs5 on Sunday. Not sure if young Lazarati thinks he's the titular horse or not… #familyphoto #dontgivehimanotheronehesdriving
"Sometimes a small amount of fluff may build up in the dyer's fan and reduce the air flow through the dryer". #noshitsherlock #maybeweshouldrunthefluffcleancycleperiodically #anyonewantsomefluff
Hey @meatrobot – any crossover here with your list?
The Handmaid's Tap #blessedbethefruit
Doing a spot of outdoor parallel Brewing with Mr Bryers. We've borrowed @brew.code 's kit so we can make more mistakes, faster. This is more exciting than the time @littlebangbrewing brought a second disk drive over to plug into the Commodore 64. #needforspeed #perfectlysanitaryconditions #britishdayofsummer
An unwelcome triumverate of events
To date in my life I’ve been pretty smug about something – I’ve never lost a wallet, a set of keys, or been pickpocketed*. I’d put this down to maintaining a general sense of awareness, and some behaviour patterns to
Bonjour from the part of Paris where "private bathroom" means "only the people in your room can watch you piss". #cityofromance
Frenchest remote control EVER #athos #porthos #dartagnan #turnthefuckingtellyup
Our technicians are working diligently, etc. #bsod #weapologiseforanyinconvenience
Do you think we'll ever tire of this aesthetic? #iminvestinginwallpapercompanies #shagpileresurgence
