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Pete the Conk(eror)
In Soho, the walls have noses. I’d heard a few times from cab drivers and London trivia goons about there being a nose in Admiralty Arch, and that – for example – as part of The Knowledge exams that cab drivers take they’re told to drive from somewhere like “The chimney on the bridge to…
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The Film List from 2012
As begun last year (and, even slightly MORE delayed than last year), I thought an ideal blog topic was a list of the films that I watched over the last 12 months, and a brief description of each (in the ongoing quest to try to write a blogpost of under 800 words)… The Ghost Writer…
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The sign says Turnham Green, but to be honest they’ve gone…
The sign says Turnham Green, but to be honest they’ve gone more of a pale blue colour…
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I guess we’ve got one or two whiskies on the shelf down…
I guess we’ve got one or two whiskies on the shelf down here at @sohowhiskyclub
![“Chillaxing” is just a HORRIBLE word – it’s combining “chilling out” with “relaxing”, and…”](https://i0.wp.com/www.jasonbstanding.com/blogparts/2018/02/cartoon.jpg?resize=600%2C400&ssl=1)
“Chillaxing” is just a HORRIBLE word – it’s combining “chilling out” with “relaxing”, and…”
“”Chillaxing” is just a HORRIBLE word – it’s combining “chilling out” with “relaxing”, and anyone who combines words like that is just a funt.”
– Charlie Brooker on Have I Got News For You
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The Jason B. Standing end of 2012 newsletter
Ordinarily I’d eschew the “Parish Newsletter” format – however the simple fact is I’ve done bugger all in the way of blogging this year, and it’s certainly not been due to any lack of activity at this end! The dearth of electronic reportage has been, in part, brought on by my lack of available spare…
![Does this seem weird? We thought it was a bit weird.](https://i0.wp.com/www.jasonbstanding.com/blogparts/2018/02/cartoon.jpg?resize=600%2C400&ssl=1)
Does this seem weird? We thought it was a bit weird.
Does this seem weird? We thought it was a bit weird.
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Future sea cows
So, I had this really weird dream last night (come to think of it, we also had late-night sausage & cheese sandwiches! THE CORRELATION IS PRESENT!), where the Earth was starting to run really low on habitable space. A technology had been developed so that people could choose to live underwater if they wanted, and…