Extend your sense of self-worth by owning more stuff ! Buy one of these (relevant to mad keen die hard obscenely loaded Star Trek fanatics only). I find it somewhat hard to believe that the brains behind this don't think
2005-11-05 : It’s the simple things in life, isn’t it ?
I got this yesterday, and I just can't stop looking at it and giggling myself silly. Maybe it was the trauma of IB Maths as a teenager. People getting the email version of this will need to visit my site
2005-11-04 : Certain: Death & Taxes. Uncertain: Tax Returns & Capable Bank Employees
Sent a form off for my UK tax return the other week. It was the 3rd copy of the same form that I'd sent, so needless to say this has been dragging on a while now. In an effort to
2005-10-31 : On the first day of Movember, my true love said to me…
Surprisingly enough, the first day of Movember is the clean shaven one. I probably should've mentioned this before now, but the way it works (according to the MOnifesto on www.movember.org) is you begin the MOnth clean shaven (31st Oct), then
2005-10-28 : Tragedy strikes – what are we mo-ing to do ?
I was just embarking on an explanation of Movember to a work colleague, and when confronted with the question “Have you ever heard of Movember?”, his response was: “No ? Is it some sort of festival where you wear mauve
2005-10-28 : Sensible Question Time: Home required for one fluffy cat
Ahoyhoy… this is probably only really relevant for people in Adelaide, but here goes. All-round top bloke & former housemate of mine Mike is moving out of the Goodwood Road Brewshack (meaning that you won't see the Celica parked in
2005-10-27 : All your beards are belong to us
I suspect this is all getting a bit silly… I recall reporting with some amusement last Christmas about the release of a 4 bladed razor. It appears that Gillette have upped the ante a bit with the announcement of their
2005-10-27 : The great coffee of awesome destruction
Oh dear, oh dear. Trouble is brewing in London. At least, it is in the bit that I frequent. The trouble is in the form of the winter menu at the great temple of all-consuming globalisation, Starbucks. Typically I eschew
2005-10-25 : Never a dull moment, to be sure.
I know they say that “Variety is the spice of life”, however there are times when I wonder if I should possibly be using a little less spice… Friday night Kris, Morgan, Craig, Kate & I wandered around a few
2005-10-24 : Daaa, dum da dum, daa dum da dum, etc.
A couple of weeks ago, I was lucky/privileged enough to be involved in a wedding in Melbourne. I think I'll write a bit about that now. As previously mentioned on jasonbstanding.com, the night of Friday Sept 30th was a rehearsal