Not so much an #emergencymartini as a #martiniemergency – you can use a twist of lime, right? #tastesgreattome #putlemonsontheshoppinglist #coldcoldgin
And all the Aussies be like, "YEAH it is!". And everyone else be, "Huh, whut?" #bitterslimeandlemon
I mean, could you help a guy out? #theonlywayisetc
Surely this sort of warning is a little redundant at a #Rammstein gig?
Ah blast. I got sand on my #lagavulin cap.
And I say this with the DEEPEST cultural sensitivity and respect, but, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Of course, you know you can make a duck caller out of these…
I read a LOT about Covid, and I'm pretty sure sure we were never warned about this being a vector. #WHYWERENTWETOLD #coveryourass #yourewearingyourmaskwrong
Anyone know what George Lucas was doing on his holidays in 1976?
Bye bye delicious blended whisky from The Past. You were a joy to have around, but all things must pass. #lovescotch #vat69 #oldblend
