Oooh! I wonder if this is going to be as unashamedly awful as it looks…
Poor little #larrybstanding has a cut on his paw, so we've patched him up with a sock and now he's chilling out & catching up on some telly.
Acting on a tip-off from @vividscreen I made sure I snapped up this @boutiqueywhisky bottle from @fleurieudistillery – and I'm delighted to be able to say IT'S DELICIOUS! What a treat to be able to try a single malt whisky made an hour's drive from where I grew up.
It's not every week you find yourself immortalised in bovine-cartoon-sticker form inside a whisky box… Reference to our @whiskysquad trip to @masterofmalt a way back when… @boutiqueywhisky #alltabhainne #pie #wheresthebeef
Can't begin to express what a relief it was not to get pulled over by the po-po on Sunday while rollin'round the manor in my SUV with a boot full of grass #supergreen #noweed #myhometurf #sod #etc
This arrived today. #progress
These things can fuck off, and all.
On Masterchef, when they say "everything rests on this last dish", they mean it. Once you're out that door you're straight on a barge to be shackled to a disused oil rig rusting in the North Sea. Nude. #nofilter #truestory #oilrigshacklesofinstagram
Today's "thing" is gonna be a Poached & Roasted chicken with almond & thyme crust and chargrilled cauliflower – another from @marcuswareing 's 2009 "Nutmeg & Custard". Can't say it looks like the one he made – this one's more like a Scotch Chicken. #verysubstantial
That's the spring-cleaning done then – "working" shelf in the kitchen sorted! Smokey top-left, rum in the middle, gin on the right, and the #shelfofhighballhappiness below.
