Hey #larrybstanding – what time is it?"Dunno chief, I think the batteries need changing"#asundialinengland #whybother #niceonecopernicus
Benefits of living in The Future: toothbrushes now operate under Dark Mode like operating systems do.
Honestly… What sort of sociopath goes Fork, Knife, Spoon!? I've half a mind to correct this, even though it isn't my kitchen… #flatwareproblems #knifeforkspoon #getitright
You don't see them often, but if you're lucky you can still spot one of Britain's young wild bands occurring in nature. If these ones aren't hunted they may grow into a functional adult trio. Their lyrics will need some work though. #larrybstanding
Scotch Whisky is more than just a drink – it's the product of people, of ambition, of culture, dreams, sweat, graft and inspiration. Family, Agriculture, Science, Engineering, Design, Marketing, and Love. Produced by companies, made by people – and the people are part of stories, and friendships.It's through the love of Scotch Whisky that I've made hundreds of friendships over the last 10+ years: but it's especially poignant that one person who I'm proud to call a friend – Dr Nicholas Morgan – has had his book published… "A Long Stride: The Story of the World's No. 1 Scotch Whisky" – what bigger story in the world of Scotch Whisky is there to tell than the story of Johnnie Walker?#lovescotch #keepwalking
"But there's been a change! They broke the vessel with the pestle!" #lifecouldnotbetterbe #doyouwanttoseethepurplepimpernel
I'd be lying if I didn't point out that this morning had a certain "Arthur Dent" feel to it. Let's hope the similarity ends there. #drinkuptheworldsabouttoend #ineverdidgetthehangofthursdays