Sorry, more food stuff – this is to send my condolences to anyone NOT having a lovely @dishoom Bacon Naan Roll make-at-home kit right now (birthday treat from @hannahcot!). It is the tastiest thing ever, and I urge everyone to order one immediately. #omnomnom
Just in case anyone's following this story – it's getting a bit competitive for space in the fridge right now, so the leftover Dick Cheese has had to go in the freezer. #testosteroni #cheesy #shamethefridgeisabosch #couldbeasmeg
So, if you make macaroni cheese, but there's no macaroni at the shop and you have to use the penis-shaped pasta your in-laws gave you, does that mean dinner is… Dick Cheese?
This year's harvest sees a marked volume improvement on last year, but still nothing to really write home about thanks to those chirping bastards out there.
#larrybstanding let @freedoughballs and I take him for an explore up to see this thing. So that's that done now, I guess.
In an effort to support some local businesses we picked up some bottled Negronis from @espensenspirit (and I've never had a nicer Negroni!), and a selection of cans from @drinkmoorbeer – it's an added bonus that these local folk are so lovely!
A change in restaurant openness last night meant celebrating @freedoughballs birthday with what turned out to be an altogether acceptable backup plan – a HENCH steak (to share), couple of quality bottles o' classy plonk, and teleconferencing the whole effort with @adrianbryers and @mitchers #happybirthdaytoliz #notonrationsjustyet #bacchanalianfeastsofinstagram
Idiotic shopping behaviour in your area left you without access to crisps? Never mind! You can always chow down on a tasty bag of MUSHROOMS! #mmmmm #imafungi #foodofthefuture #icollectsporesmoldsandfungus