instagram Bonjour from the part of Paris where "private bathroom" means "only the people in your room can watch you piss". #cityofromance jasonbstandingSunday 7th July, 2019Sunday 7th July, 201901 mins Read More
instagram Frenchest remote control EVER #athos #porthos #dartagnan #turnthefuckingtellyup jasonbstandingSaturday 6th July, 2019Saturday 6th July, 201901 mins Read More
instagram Our technicians are working diligently, etc. #bsod #weapologiseforanyinconvenience jasonbstandingSaturday 6th July, 2019Saturday 6th July, 201901 mins Read More
instagram Do you think we'll ever tire of this aesthetic? #iminvestinginwallpapercompanies #shagpileresurgence jasonbstandingThursday 4th July, 2019Thursday 4th July, 201901 mins Read More
instagram Wales: where it's not unusual to like cricket AND Dungeons & Dragons. jasonbstandingThursday 27th June, 2019Thursday 27th June, 201901 mins Read More
instagram Latest decorative trend: Dashrockery. #physicsshmysics #whatcouldpossiblygowrong #twat #howdidwebecomeapexpredatorsexactly #theseabeckons jasonbstandingWednesday 26th June, 2019Wednesday 26th June, 201901 mins Read More
instagram Cement aardvark with human finger in foreground. jasonbstandingSaturday 22nd June, 2019Saturday 22nd June, 201901 mins Read More
instagram So, #larrybstanding got the snip yesterday. Didn't share a picture of him with The Cone, cos it was a bit too sad. It's been replaced now with this far superior option – kinda makes him look like a soft-play William Shakespeare. #forsooth #barkingbard #isthisanadgeriseebeforeme jasonbstandingWednesday 19th June, 2019Wednesday 26th June, 201901 mins Read More
instagram Mum's Travel Tips: "I always tie a coloured ribbon through my bag handle so I know which one is mine" #nailedit #atleastitsnotablackbagwitharedribbonlikealltheothers jasonbstandingTuesday 18th June, 2019Tuesday 18th June, 201901 mins Read More
instagram Man down! #highballftw #cadenheads #blendedmalt #lovescotch #tastyweeknighttreat jasonbstandingTuesday 11th June, 2019Tuesday 11th June, 201901 mins Read More
