Bonjour from the part of Paris where "private bathroom" means "only the people in your room can watch you piss". #cityofromance
Frenchest remote control EVER #athos #porthos #dartagnan #turnthefuckingtellyup
Our technicians are working diligently, etc. #bsod #weapologiseforanyinconvenience
Do you think we'll ever tire of this aesthetic? #iminvestinginwallpapercompanies #shagpileresurgence
Wales: where it's not unusual to like cricket AND Dungeons & Dragons.
Latest decorative trend: Dashrockery. #physicsshmysics #whatcouldpossiblygowrong #twat #howdidwebecomeapexpredatorsexactly #theseabeckons
Cement aardvark with human finger in foreground.
So, #larrybstanding got the snip yesterday. Didn't share a picture of him with The Cone, cos it was a bit too sad. It's been replaced now with this far superior option – kinda makes him look like a soft-play William Shakespeare. #forsooth #barkingbard #isthisanadgeriseebeforeme
Mum's Travel Tips: "I always tie a coloured ribbon through my bag handle so I know which one is mine" #nailedit #atleastitsnotablackbagwitharedribbonlikealltheothers
Man down! #highballftw #cadenheads #blendedmalt #lovescotch #tastyweeknighttreat
