Jesus, I never knew Sir Thomas More was such a fiend on the ol' bronzing lotion.
Capitalising on a sunny moment. #larrybstanding #greenandpleasant #caninejamboree
The Chase: #larrybstanding met 3 squishy dogs in the park today (2 grey, 1 beige). They weren't growly, but I think he was a bit stressed because there were 3 of them.
I just made @freedoughballs a bird out of toast. She said it wasn't quite toasted enough. I offered to make a second, but she declined. #obviouslytooearlyforapairoftoasteagles
Ah, that's MUCH better! #whatsbehindthepurpledoor #niceknockers #pineapplesofinstagram
Am impressed with the new #GWR trains – combining modern sleek lines with comfort that genuinely feels like it's been recycled from Brunel's work. #arsehasgonetosleepalreadyandweveonlyreachedchippenham
A few hits from the back catalogue last night to celebrate #internationalwhiskyday – and the best way to enjoy #whisky is with mates. #lovescotch
#larrybstanding overseeing the slow roast lamb shoulder preparations by Mr & Mrs McJingles. #qualitymeat #larribo #farctate
Oh well, looks like it's another dose of this nonsense… #canceleverything #winteriscoming #quickbuyallthemilkandbreadintheworld
Enjoying a #Bristol moment – someone's taken the time and effort to write "Alreet me babber" in the dirt in the back of this ambulance.
