The burning question that divides a nation – do you put jam, THEN grated cheese on your blueberry muffin? Or cheese then jam? #southafricancreamtea #culture #jambasedconundrumsofinstagram #orisitconundra
Wot flavour is it?
Well, this is mildly terrifying. Let's hope she grows out of it, eh? #MinnieBStanding #apple #tree #gravity #defying #etcetera
Managed to get a snap of #MinnieBStanding where you can see her face – just to prove it's a genuine baby. #whitewineinthesun
The #MinnieBStanding travel chronicles – from the waiting room at Bristol Parkway, via Heathrow Express, British Airways, and finally sleeping on a sofa in Stellenbosch. Wheeeee!
This coffee was made for me by @meatrobot – it might sound silly to express that one is proud of a friend for their skill at making a coffee, but he's practised and honed his technique over ages and this as is as damn near perfection as I've ever seen in a coffee. And it was blimmin' delicious. Good work, that man.
Saw this cheeky little unit off last night. Thanks for the tip off @dr.whisky – that was some sweet, sweet drinkin juice.
I just feel like a wizard might live here. #tolkienesquedoornumbersofinstagram
When might be a good occasion to try these, one wonders. #crisps #terrifying
Anyone wanna make up a table?
