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12:19 – It appears now to be a race between the plumber who said “I’ll be there in half an hour” 2 hours ago, or the handyman who said “I’ll be there between 10 and 11”. via tumblr http://jasonbstanding.tumblr.com/post/71629242645

The Mirror’s live weather coverage is a little “Chris Morris” today. via tumblr http://jasonbstanding.tumblr.com/post/70991376941

Russell Brand: we deserve more from our democratic system:

When he’s in form, he’s worth listening to.

Russell Brand: Following his appearance on Newsnight, the comedian explains why he believes there are alternatives to our current regime

“The lazily duplicitous servants of The City expect us to gratefully participate in what amounts to little more than a political hokey cokey where every four years we get to choose what colour tie the liar who leads us wears.”

Aaaand, GOODBYE productivity!: GeoGuessr is a geography game which takes you on a journey around the world and challenges your ability to recognize your surroundings.

VIDEO: Flatulent fan interrupts snooker: ON THE list of worst possible places for a flatulence problem to rear its head, the silent reverence of a world championship snooker match is definitely up there.

This.

It’s puerile, but I’ve watched this about 47 times already.

Pie chart fail.

The sign says Turnham Green, but to be honest they’ve gone more of a pale blue colour…

I guess we’ve got one or two whiskies on the shelf down here at @sohowhiskyclub