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“”Chillaxing” is just a HORRIBLE word – it’s combining “chilling out” with “relaxing”, and anyone who combines words like that is just a funt.”

– Charlie Brooker on Have I Got News For You

Does this seem weird? We thought it was a bit weird.

Well, quite. What else would you call it?

Awwwww, that’s nice.:

New Farmers Union Iced Coffee ad, which it tediously turns out is only watchable from Australia. So while I’ve got the opportunity, I’m watching the shit out of it.

There’s no ‘i’ in ‘team’? Oh, but there is.

Jazz-hands Jesus.

If whisky burns the throat, you’re probably drinking it too fast.:

I was wondering if anybody I knew had written this piece on Vijay Mallya’s whisky (mis)fortunes, until reading this gem of sensory analysis: “A recent sampling by The Independent of both Bagpiper and Officer’s Choice could discern little difference between the two – both burned the throat.”

“”It’s awe-inspiringly awesome that this event has happened: one’s own existence. The idea that after all this space there’s You, and then there’s Not You… and you’re faced with the question of how you’re going to spend that time. It’s so much more profound than any hypothesis about some pathetic garden with unicorns and hugs that goes forever… I mean, people don’t even know how to spend their Saturday afternoons – what do I want with eternity?””

– @timminchin on Desert Island Discs

““It’s awe-inspiringly awesome that this event has happened: one’s own existence. The idea that after all this space there’s You, and then there’s Not You… and you’re faced with the question of how you’re going to spend that time. It…

An amusing thing I keep forgetting about The Speaker in Westminster. #fb (with @hannahcot)