Jungle Cruise

This film features opportunities for The Rock to stand in a jungle looking pissed off wearing a khaki shirt. Plenty-silly treasure caper, which whilst predictable (or at least, trope-heavy) was still a good fun ride.  Chalk it up as one

Baywatch (Extended cut)

Basically this was just watching Baywatch again because it was so gloriously ridiculous the first time – except this version had extra bits that weren’t considered good enough to be in the film for the first time around. The good

Queenpins

I’ve no idea why.  Not Kristen Bell’s finest film, tbh. Actually, though it was “inspired by true events” (which sounds like some kind of weaselly way of getting out of some kind of corner that “based on a true story”

Don’t Look Up

The film that everyone’s calling “the most insightful bit of satire in years”, and which the critics are complaining about – I think it was just excellent.  Some great performances by A-listers in non-blockbuster roles, spinning a tale dripping with

Love Hard

Another christmas film for the “it’s shit, but I like it” column – the usual utterly ludicrous premise and totally unbelievable plot development, and a punchline telegraphed loudly by the film’s title.  But, it was fun.  Stupid, stupid fun. 👍

A Castle for Christmas

Every now and again there’s a film that we don’t finish because it’s too thunderingly shit – but I write about it here as a warning to whoever chances past to avoid it at all costs, in the hope that

Last Christmas

If you’re going to watch a christmas film which will inevitably be total crap, then you might as well pick the one with Emma Thompson, Michelle Yeoh, Emilia Clarke and Henry Golding in it.  Is it that christmas romcoms all

Red Notice

This film was basically the same concept as The Hitman’s Bodyguard: that is to say, take a couple of fun-to-watch actors, then loosely give them a plot to hang from as they fanny about being over the top & ridiculous

The Heist

There’s a lot of shit out there on the streaming services, isn’t there?  I mean – you FEEL like you’ve got all the media in the world at your fingertips, and yet you find yourself going “Muuuuuh… I DON’T KNOW

Big Night

I’ll be honest – I don’t think I “got” this.  I was attracted by the names… Stanley Tucci and Tony Shalhoub make for an attention-grabbing casting, for sure. Throw in Alison Janney, and it seems a cert. But pastiche characters

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