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Christ, what a turd this was. Warring divorced parents conspire to ruin high-achieving daughter’s wedding to Balinese seaweed farmer, and learn about love on the way & end up together. To think we paid money in a cinema to watch this shite. 👎👎
Few films can stand out as being “truly dire” – but this was one of them. Basically forcing the “different generation” trope as a woman who’s been in a coma for 20 years returns to her high school to complete senior year, but bringing with her all the attitudes of a 90s teenager. 👎👎
I really, really didn’t like this. And it wasn’t based on preconception because I’d never heard a thing about it. It was probably my curiousity about seeing Jon Favreau at work after having watched a load of his Star Wars material. If anything I think a lot less of him now – the story (written,…
Every now and again there’s a film that we don’t finish because it’s too thunderingly shit – but I write about it here as a warning to whoever chances past to avoid it at all costs, in the hope that SOMEONE’s time is saved. THIS is just such a film. 👎 👎
Thunder Farce. I reckon they came up with one implausible scenario/joke for this, then built a film around it. I could never understand the opprobrium out there aimed at Melissa McCarthy, however after seeing this and Life Of The Party the picture’s starting to become a little clearer. 👎 👎
Dammit. Why does The Rock keep signing on to do terrible films? Textbook exercise in taking too damn long to get the story set up, and we bailed after 20 mins because we Just. Didn’t. Care. Might be an excellent film once it gets started. WE’LL never know. 👎👎
THIS FILM WAS A MASSIVE PIECE OF SHIT. Normally I wouldn’t writeup/count a film I hadn’t seen all of, but I feel like putting these words here & next to each other is in some way a public service that might somehow prevent anyone else making the same mistake. DO NOT WATCH “Journey 2: The…
This is possibly cinema’s new low-point. I’m weirdly defensive of the work of Sacha Baron Cohen, believing him to be a far more intelligent social commentator and exposer of peoples’ prejudices than a perfunctory skim of his work would suggest… however this was just bollocks. Why Mark Strong would agree to a film like this…