There’s a lot of shit out there on the streaming services, isn’t there? I mean – you FEEL like you’ve got all the media in the world at your fingertips, and yet you find yourself going “Muuuuuh… I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WATCH!”. So you start spelunking through lists curated by god knows what halfwitted algorithm, and stumble across a comedy heist film starring Morgan Freeman, Christopher Walken, and William H. Macy. And you think, “Why hadn’t I heard about THIS before?”. And there’s a reason why. And that reason is: MOST FILMS ARE SHIT. I’ve no idea who’s bankrolling this crap, but 91 mins to raise a couple of polite smiles… hard pass.
The Heist