I’m a big fan of careering off on illogical adventures at relatively short notice, so when my housemate James asked me about a fortnight ago if I wanted to come to Reykjavik for a free Bjork gig I mightily hit
S’alright? S’ALRIGHT!
Two things tend to spring to mind when I hear the word “ventriloquist”: 1) the ancient art of making one’s voice appear like it’s coming from somewhere other than where it is. 2) a prat wearing a bow tie systematically
In typical style…
So there I go telling everyone my blog’s back up & running, and since having done so I haven’t written a bloody sausage. And now’s not the time to start, either. Got to dash to Stansted – I’m off to
Safety first.
We had a fire drill this morning – not the regular weekly test of the fire alarm, which seems to serve little purpose other than to train us further into a state of ignoring the sound of the fire alarm.
The most intellectual publication ever publicated
Since I was about 14 I’ve been a keen reader of the English comic/magazine Viz. It’s not the type of journal anyone’s ever going to claim is educational or informative, but it is definitely bloody silly, and that’s perfectly good
[Tap, tap, tap…] Is this thing on?
That poor monkey must be knackered! Ahem, yes, well anyway… here we are again. I must confess, I didn’t expect the “maintenance” to take six months, and to be perfectly honest what has taken place wouldn’t really be accurately summed
2008-01-01 : Swiss New Year Greetings
This will be quick because there is a queue behind me in the net cafe and also I have no idea where the apostrophe is found on this crazy keyboard. Happy New Year to all – thanks for all the
2007-12-27 : Oh and incidentally…
FROHE WEIHNACHTEN! At this juncture I'm counting on that being an accurate translation of “Merry Christmas” – Google Language Tools doesn't often lark about with that kind of thing, so I'm reasonably certain they haven't given me the phrase for
2007-12-26 : At vast expense to management…
This blog written on my phone and absolutely not on Richie's laptop, because he doesn't hold with all that sort of thing. Here we are in sunny Austria – snow in every direction and us with the distinct will to
2007-12-21 : Oh dear. It appears to be late December already.
Yes well as you'd expect my blogging performance of late has been nothing short of woeful – this has been the most spartan year yet, and I put it down to a combination of old fashioned laziness and having loads