I read a LOT about Covid, and I'm pretty sure sure we were never warned about this being a vector. #WHYWERENTWETOLD #coveryourass #yourewearingyourmaskwrong
Bye bye delicious blended whisky from The Past. You were a joy to have around, but all things must pass. #lovescotch #vat69 #oldblend
Oh @matsudairamen – what you do with noodles is basically sorcery. I don't really know how I'm supposed to enjoy other ramen places, now I've fallen under your delicious spell.
I mean… Why wouldn't you put this on at 23:00? #amateurs #saucyjack #dminor #preservedmoose #foldthemeat