Look at these two magnificent specimens. #larrybstanding #lizbstanding
There appears to be a book about Feng Shui on the shelf under the telly. If be interested to have a look, only I'm afraid if I move it it'll disrupt the flow of energy in the room.
I don't believe it. Not only did we get a pork product on our trip to Ham Hill today, but it turns out it's Kevin Bacon.
It's started.
Hey #larrybstanding – what time is it?"Dunno chief, I think the batteries need changing"#asundialinengland #whybother #niceonecopernicus
Benefits of living in The Future: toothbrushes now operate under Dark Mode like operating systems do.
Honestly… What sort of sociopath goes Fork, Knife, Spoon!? I've half a mind to correct this, even though it isn't my kitchen… #flatwareproblems #knifeforkspoon #getitright
Accio Stick! #larrypotter #larrybstanding
You don't see them often, but if you're lucky you can still spot one of Britain's young wild bands occurring in nature. If these ones aren't hunted they may grow into a functional adult trio. Their lyrics will need some work though. #larrybstanding
