Latest decorative trend: Dashrockery. #physicsshmysics #whatcouldpossiblygowrong #twat #howdidwebecomeapexpredatorsexactly #theseabeckons
The Fast & The Spurious
In the creeping march of reality catching up to Science Fiction (specifically, in this case, see the “Nosedive” episode of Black Mirror) I was… well, conflicted isn’t the right word…. maybe “given pause for thought” about a private hire taxi
Cement aardvark with human finger in foreground.
So, #larrybstanding got the snip yesterday. Didn't share a picture of him with The Cone, cos it was a bit too sad. It's been replaced now with this far superior option – kinda makes him look like a soft-play William Shakespeare. #forsooth #barkingbard #isthisanadgeriseebeforeme
Mum's Travel Tips: "I always tie a coloured ribbon through my bag handle so I know which one is mine" #nailedit #atleastitsnotablackbagwitharedribbonlikealltheothers
Man down! #highballftw #cadenheads #blendedmalt #lovescotch #tastyweeknighttreat
It's darker than a Fritz Lang film in here, but luckily smell and taste are the senses we need for this exercise… #feisile2019 #bunnahabhain #kilchoman #ardbeg #caolila #bowmore #lagavulin #laphroaig #octomore #wegotemall #giggedy #umbrellas #dips #aintnofoolin #lovescotch
Well, that's fucking helpful. #anyoneelsehavethisproblem #ofcourseitselevenpm
"Babe, have you seen the new flowers in the garden?""Which ones – the white ones?""Yeah, but not the boofy ones – the ones that look like a really posh bird in a designer wedding dress"#apparentlytheyrecalledlilies #flowerexpert #makesachangefrommoredogphotos
Our hound, as ever extracting maximum value from the household comforts we provide for him. #larrybstanding
