This is how pineapples work when they're growing up! #neverseenthisbefore #pricklygoodness
There's always money in the banana stand. #ivemadeahugemistake
Marginally more humid than the forecast suggested. #bollockstotheforecast #chuckingitdowninropes #swimmingpoolsofinstagram
Mr Cheap is the chepest for boad short. #definitelyencoded #authenticbrandedgoodsofinstagram
Yeah, that's not really how privacy screens work… #yeahnah #lookintomyeye
Surviving, despite the odds. #bali #umbrellas #emergencymojito #fiveaday #smugtwatsofinstagram
Worst scrabble word ever. #notproud #scrabbleatrocities
Final night of puppy school for #larrybstanding – I think he's gonna miss these little units… Especially Ernie!
#larrybstanding completes his first ever act of domestic terrorism after I left him unsupervised for 10 minutes. Sufficed to say, it was a complete flop.
Just realised we've got a whole cupboard full of whatever was in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase.
