Day 4 – Grow faster, damn you! (This always happens)
Day 4 – Grow faster, damn you! (This always happens)
Day 4 – Grow faster, damn you! (This always happens)
Day 3 – you’ve got to look close, but it’s there…
Day 3 – you’ve got to look close, but it’s there alright!
Prediction: The metaphor completely dies out from the English Language in 2031, as it becomes…
Prediction: The metaphor completely dies out from the English Language in 2031, as it becomes impossible to find a single human who doesn’t compulsively use the word “like” in every sentence they utter.
A chap on the bus just now was singing “Tell Me Lies” by Fleetwood Mac to himself. Quite…
A chap on the bus just now was singing “Tell Me Lies” by Fleetwood Mac to himself. Quite why he bothered, given how many of the words he appeared to know, is anyone’s guess. Come to think of it, most of the notes were fairly far off too.
How I wa…
Day 2 – slightly bristly. Sandpaperlike.
Day 2 – slightly bristly. Sandpaperlike.
My friend Emma made a cake shaped like a giant wang. With edible…
My friend Emma made a cake shaped like a giant wang. With edible coconut hair on the balls. Isn’t she lovely?
Movember begins. But will the hair survive all the way through…
Movember begins. But will the hair survive all the way through to the end…?
The minefield of booze measurement
As someone who spends a fair bit of time around booze at the moment, there’s a teeny weeny little issue that’s been bothering me for a while, and like any niggling issue it has grown over time to be a
Tide appears to be in.
Tide appears to be in.